"Kissing Menurut Dosen"

Dosen Fisika:
Ciuman adalah gaya tarik menarik antara dua mulut dengan jarak antara
satu titik dengan titik yang lain adalah nol.
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Dosen Kimia:
Ciuman adalah reaksi akibat interaksi dari senyawa yang dikeluarkan
oleh dua hati.

Dosen Mikrobiologi:
Ciuman adalah pertukaran bakteri uniseksual di dalam air liur.

Dosen Biologi:
Ciuman adalah menyatunya dua otot orbicularis oris dalam keadaan kontraksi.

Dosen Ekonomi:
Ciuman adalah sesuatu di mana permintaan lebih besar drpd penawaran.

Dosen Statistik:
Ciuman adalah kejadian yang peluangnya bisa sangat tergantung dari
angka statistik berikut: 36-24-36.

Dosen Teknik:
Ciuman? Apa itu..?

Dosen elektro:
Ciuman Adalah bertemu antara ion positif dan negatif yang
mengakibatkan arus lemah menjadi arus kuat...

Dosen Kedokteran:
Ciuman adalah proses pendiaknosaaan fisik secara langsung yang
berakibakan aliran darah ke organ reproduksi meningkat

Dosen psikologi:
Ciuman adalah proses penjiwaan terhadap pola pikir seseorang untuk
mengetahui akan kenikmatan....

Dosen program komputer:
if kiss >= Hot then go to bed room else
go to bath room

Dosen Seni :
Ciuman adalah sesuatu yang indah bila dinikmati bersama

Guru Olahraga :
jika berciuman berkategori sangat hot,sama besar dengan kalori yang
terbuang untuk berjalan tergopoh-gopoh (brisk walking)

Dosen Politik (ilmu transformasi konflik):
ciuman adalah kemampuan untuk mentransformasi gesekan-gesekan konflik dari
dua kelompok berbeda sehingga bisa menghasilkan sesuatu yang positif (win win
solution: "semua senang,semua nyaman..semua melayang)

Dosen Matematika(teori kemungkinan) :
Ciuman itu gambling, sekarang nyium
Tinggal tunggu balasannya, di gampar ato dibalas cium...

Dosen Olahraga (again) :
Ciuman adalah suatu peregangan & pemanasan untuk "olahraga" yang lebih berat....

Dosen Kewiraan :
ciuman adalah hak yang dimiliki oleh seorang pasangan yang hubungannya
telah diakui oleh negara berdasarkan hukum dan undang-undang yang
berlaku.

Dosen Bahasa :
ciuman adalah berasal dari sebuah kata dasar "cium" yang mendapatkan
akhiran "an".

Dosen Seksologi :
Ciuman adalah suatu teknik rangsangan dan pemanasan (foreplay) dimana
tahapan ini menyentuh titik titik rangsangan di seluruh tubuh...

Dosen Agama Islam :
Ciuman adalah salah satu bentuk kasih sayang kedua pasangan yang didasarkan rasa cinta karena Allah swt. yang sudah diikat melalui sebuah pernikahan secara sah dan halal sesuai dengan aturan Sunnah Rosul dan Petunjuk Allah yaitu Al-hadist dan Al-Qur'an...

"BEST EDIBLE OILS AROUND THE WORLD"

9 Best Edible Natural Oil Around the World Gone are the days when all you had to do was choose between sunflower or olive oil. Now it seems you can by the oil from just about every plant, nut or seed out there but should we be adding them to our stir fries or drizzling them over our salads? Lets Find out... Top rated - rapeseed oil Rapeseed oil contains omegas 3, 6 and 9, essential fatty acids so it's great for heart health, brain health and joint mobility. It is also a rich, natural source of vitamin E � essential for healthy skin and a strong immune system. High in mono-unsaturated fats and with less than half the cholesterol raising, saturated fats of olive oil it is one of the few natural oils that can be heated to deep-frying temperature without its antioxidants, character, colour and flavour spoiling. In short, one of the best oils there is and what's more � some of the very best rapeseed oils are produced right here in Britain. Best all rounder - olive oil Olive oil is a great source of heart protecting, cholesterol lowering, monounsaturated fat as well as free radical fighting antioxidants known to protect the body against premature aging and cancer. It can be used to cook with up to temperatures of 180 degrees and is mild enough in flavour to be used with most dishes. However, extra virgin olive oil (the oil that is extracted from the first press) is not quite so stable so it is best used cold. Best for tight budgets - sunflower oil Cheap, easy to find and a great source of the free radical fighting antioxidant - vitamin E. In fact, just 1-2 tablespoons contains all your daily requirement. It is also a good source of cholesterol reducing omega 6 polyunsaturates. However, it contains very few omega 3's so if you use sunflower oil regularly, you need to be sure you're getting enough omega 3s in your diet from other sources to balance things out. A chemically stable oil, it is suitable for deep-frying but don't be tempted to re-use the oil more than a couple of times as re-heating it to high temperatures can result in the formation of trans fatty acids known to raise cholesterol and increase the incidence of some cancers. Best for high temperatures - groundnut oil Ground nut oil � sometimes called peanut oil has a high smoking point making it ideal roasting, making Yorkshire puddings or frying. It is an excellent all-rounder and has a very neutral, light flavour perfect for use in oriental dishes that often combine quite delicate flavours. Do be careful though as this oil is made from peanuts so anyone with a nut allergy should steer well clear. Best for adding flavour - sesame oil Another great source of cholesterol lowering omega 6 fatty acids light sesame oil can be used for deep frying and the dark or heavy sesame oil (made from roasted sesame seeds) adds a delicious rich flavour to stir-fried meats or vegetables. Used a lot in oriental dishes it's rich flavour works as a seasoning in itself. Best for rice dishes - avocado oil Avocado oil has very little if any omega three fatty acids but it is a great source of monounsaturated fats and is also rich in skin enhancing vitamin E. It has a slightly nutty flavour that is delicious drizzled over salads or rice dishes. However, it can also be used to cook with as it has a higher smoking point than many oils so it's fine to grill, saut� or stir-fry with it. Best oils for dressings and dipping - walnut oil A delicious, aromatic, nutty oil that is a good source of omega three fatty acids and tastes delicious (used as a dip along side a good balsamic vinegar) as a dip for freshly torn, warm breads for warm breads. It's also great for drizzling over salads and risottos and goes really well with white fish, meat, mozzarella and goat's cheese. However, this oil tends to become bitter when cooked and can go off very quickly so buy in small quantities and store in a cool, dark place. Best for vegetarians - linseed oil Linseed oil is a much richer source of omega 3 than any other oil and a great choice for strict vegetarians who need to get omega 3 fatty acids solely from plant foods. Omega three fatty acids help to lower the risk of heart disease and stroke, increase concentration (particularly in children), alleviate the symptoms of inflammatory conditions such as rheumatoid arthritis and they may also help prevent Alzheimer's. Linseed oil however, is not suitable for cooking as heat can make it taste bitter and it can quickly become rancid if it is not stored correctly (in a cool dark place). Studies show that if this happens the benefits are negated and possibly reversed. Best for drizzling - hazelnut oil Hazelnut oil is a great source of Vitamin E which helps to maintain a heart health, good skin, a healthy reproductive system and a strong immune system. Fairly pricey and not so readily available as many other oils it is worth seeking out either from your local health food store or on line to drizzle over salads, rice dishes or fresh pasta adding a delicious, subtle, nutty flavour.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012



continous blessed , wealth , health , and prosperity

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I LOVE THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
TO BE IN LOVE
TO FEEL LOVE

BUT I HAVE ABUSED THE WORD OF LOVE
USED THE ONE WHO LOVED

I LOVE THE FEELING OF LOVE
THE DEPTH OF LOVE

BUT I HAVE RUINED THE EMOTION OF LOVE
THE SENSITIVITY OF LOVE

I LOVE TO BE TOUCHED BY LOVE
MADE BY LOVE
MAKE LOVE

BUT I HAVE MISTREATED THE CARESS FROM LOVE
THE KISS OF LOVE

I LOVE TO LOVED BY LOVE
BOUND BY LOVE

BUT I HAVE LOST THAT LOVE
I BROKE MY LOVE
AND NEGLECTED OUR LOVE

I LOVE TO PICTURE LOVE
PAINT LOVE

BUT I HAVE DRIED LOVE
STOLEN LOVE

I LOVE TO WALK WITH LOVE
TALK TO ME LOVE
SAY IT AGAIN LOVE
OVER AND OVER…LOVE
BUT I HAVE RAN FROM LOVE
MUTED THE WORD LOVE
AGAIN AND AGAIN…LOVE

I LOVE TO LOVE YOU STILL LOVE
FEEL LOVE
HEAR LOVE
SPEAK LOVE

LOVE ME LOVE
LOVE MY KIND OF LOVE
LOVE THIS LOVE
LOVE…LOVE…LOVE...

I AM LOVE…
♥♥♥♥♥

:: How to turn her on ::

 

Did you know that the area of the hypothalamus responsible for sexual pursuit is 2.5 times larger in your head than it is in hers? If you didn't, then pay attention fellers. Men and women treat sex very differently, so to become a sex god superstar follow these tips and you'll be able to turn your girl on every time:   Yo-Yo   Don't worry, telling you to yo-yo is not a lame attempt at being gangster; we're talking about incorporating the stop-start technique into your act. Women do not like it when you blatantly want to have sex. To turn her on, you need to begin to make her horny, and then completely stop. To start, rub her back gently, brushing your hands over her body. Then go into the next room. After a few minutes, find her again and kiss her slowly and firmly. Run you hands through her hair. Then stop. Go and make a drink or flip through a magazine. Next, start to kiss her neck. Stop after a few seconds and do something else. Repeat this act four or five times and she will not be able to resist your charm.   Pamper   To be crowned king of the bed you have to think outside of the box. Although stress may not seem like a direct link to turning your girl on, it actually plays a huge part in your love life. Brain scans show that women achieve orgasm more easily if their stress levels are low. If your girl is feeling a little harassed, ask her how her day has been and if there is anything that is worrying her. Run a hot shower, rub her feet or tell her that you will handle all of the chores tonight. Knowing that she can talk to you and having a little time off will bring those stress levels right down and boost that all important sex drive; win win.  Scented oils in a hot bath or scented candles are also highly effective at subtly calming and relaxing. Brush up Taking a look at some of the latest sex toys can be quite an intimidating experience. They've got spikes, pikes, twists and turns. They throb, pulse, flip and hit. We have news though; sex toys do not have to intimidate. You can use some items you already own to turn your girl on. A brush, silk scarf or feathers are all excellent stimulants. Simply take one of these items and run it gently over your girl's body, starting from the top and working your way down. Start very slowly and skim her body. Pay special attention to the tips of her nipples, but avoid any of her more private areas. As she becomes more aroused, you can use more speed and work in some firm kisses or playful bites. Enlarge your member Sex adviser Dr Pam Spurr writes that "99% of women are happy with what you've got to offer." Generally women do not care whether your trouser-pal is big, small, medium, rounded, wonky or bumpy. But if you care it will affect your confidence, and confidence is key to a girl's big O button. If you want to make yourself look bigger there are a few simple tricks you can use. Firstly, trim your pubic hair. Cutting back your bush will expose your penis and make it more defined. Another way to make your penis look bigger is to lose a little weight. If the flesh around your pubic bone is padded with too much fat it will make your penis look smaller and make it more difficult to penetrate your lady deeply. Flip her over We're not suggesting that you take her from behind guys, but by flipping her over you can reach her neck with ease. A woman's neck is an unexpected yet highly sensitive area that is normally overlooked during foreplay. Begin by stroking her neck, from hair line down to its base. Then start to kiss it, just little pecks to begin with. At first, don't tell her that this is in any way sexual. If she gets turned on by the attention you'll soon hear her breathing quicken and her body tighten. This is your cue to step up the act by whispering complimentary or dirty things into your girl's ears; whichever you think will turn her on more.  The key to this move is to not give away the fact that you want her; this will turn her on even more and by the end she'll be coming on to you. Get scrubbing Researchers from the University of California have found that men who tidy, clean, cook and generally help out around the house get 50 per cent more sex than those men who do nothing to help. If you want more action it's time to don the apron and get scrubbing. Wait until your lady is out of the house, and then begin doing a few chores that you have not been asked to do. You could also surprise her by buying in food and cooking her favourite meal. The trick to remember with this method is that it is a long-term endeavour. Your girl may not jump straight into bed with you once you have done a few jobs around the house, but after helping out over a longer period of time you may see some amazing results. Get creative If you've been with your girl for quite some time, or if you are having a bit of sex act rut, try to shake things up. There are literally hundreds of different ways to turn on your girl (and you), so start to have fun with foreplay. You could buy a raunchy novel and read it together. You could have a messy food fight, or jump into the shower with your girl. One of the most creative turn on tricks is to cover each other in oil and wrestle. The slipping, sliding and grinding is both intimate and exhilarating. If these ideas don't get you excited, why not try having sex somewhere new? If you don't want to get caught going alfresco, explore the different rooms in your house. The key here is to experiment and enjoy.     .....................................................................................................................

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:: Mobile radiation: 8 things you must know ::

 

Here are eight things that all mobile users should know about mobile radiation and how to minimise it. Do all mobile phones emit radiations? Yes. Radiation emitted by cellphones is measured in terms of specific absorption rate (SAR) - the amount of radio waves absorbed by the body tissue when a mobile phone is in use. It is different for different phones. SAR is the highest when a user is talking. All leading handset makers specify the SAR value in their user manual. These figures are also available on their websites. What is a safe SAR level? The lower the SAR value, the better. Both the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) and EU have stringent safety standards in place on cellphone radiation levels. For instance, cellphones can't be sold officially in the US if their SAR level exceeds 1.6 watts per kg (W/kg) while manufacturers in Europe must ensure that the maximum SAR level does not exceed 2W/kg. Can a higher SAR level cause cancer? Can't say. SAR limits are based on guidelines issued by the International Commission on Non-Ionising Radiation Protection which are endorsed by the World Health Organisation. WHO classifies mobile phone radiation on the International Agency for Research on Cancer scale into "Group 2B", or possibly carcinogenic. That means that there "could be some risk" of carcinogenicity, so additional research needs to be conducted in the long-term, heavy use of mobile phones. How to lower exposure to cellphone radiations? Cellphones emit maximum radiation in areas where the network signal is weak. So try to use the phone outdoors, or move close to a window. Avoid lifts and basements. Use a landline at home or in office. A wired handsfree is also safe. A Bluetooth headset too produces less radiation than a cellphone held directly to the ear.  Does India have SAR limit? No. But the government now plans to cap SAR at 1.6 W/kg, in line with US rules.  What is the SAR of some popular handsats? The Apple iPhone 4, at 1.17. Samsung Galaxy S2 has a SAR of 0.338, Samsung NexusS with 0.58 and BlackBerry Curve 8310 at 0.72.  Are there radiation norms for towers? Yes. Currently, the radiation from 650,000 towers nation-wide should be less than f/200 watts per square metre. The government proposes to tighten this parameter further. In 2008, mobile permits of all companies were amended to include self-certification of tower radiation levels to ensure compliance with WHO-endorsed guidelines. Each instance of non-compliance carries a penalty of 5 lakh. What has been the government's response? A government committee report submitted this year has concluded that radiation from mobile phones and towers poses serious health risks. "People chronically exposed to such radiation have reported unspecific symptoms, ranging from burning and tingling sensation in the scalp, fatigue, sleep disturbances, dizziness, ringing in the ears, headache and palpitation," the report said. It suggested that children, adolescents and pregnant women should avoid excessive use of cellphones while people with medical implants should keep their cellphone at least 30 cm away while talking. ...........................................................................................

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" 5 Facts about Kisses "

 

5 Facts about Kisses

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